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Air France Jet didnt explode mid air
 
Jet hit the ocean vertically. Full story from AP

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Michael's Will Filed
A lawyer filed Michael Jackson's will -- written seven years ago -- with the Los Angeles County Superior Court this morning, a court official said. Full story from CNN.


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Buttload of Bucks
Early salary figures from Simon Cowell's "American Idol" contract negotiations are leaking out and they're eye-popping. Full Story from the NY Post

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TMZ Billy Mays Was About to Pitch Taco Bell
Billy Mays was about to film a bunch of commercials for Taco Bell -- this according to a radio host (Schnitt) who talked to the pitchman a few hours before he died. Full Story from TMZ
 
Video from Schnitt's morning show - Billy Mays Orders Food From A McDonald's Drive Thru

Bernard Madoff Sentenced to 150 Years in Prison
Disgraced financier Bernard Madoff was sentenced to 150 years in prison on Monday for perpetrating the biggest and most brazen investment fraud in Wall Street history. Full Story from Reuters

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SANFORD FLING:
Finally The Real Maria's Photo Is Revealed

Sanford the disgraced Republican governor who admitted to having an affair in Argentina, agreed to pay back money for a trip there yesterday as video footage of his mistress emerged for the first time. Full Story from the UK Telegraph
Jacko's Last Photo

Jackson was pronounced dead at 2:26 p.m. at UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles. Full Story from Entertainment Tonight
Image of Michael Jackson's Body 'under cover' from TMZ.
 



REPORT MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD

We've just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50. Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon and paramedics were unable to revive him. Full Story from TMZ
Is This What Sanford Threw It All Away For?

Some blogs are claiming this is Maria. If this is Maria, then IT WAS NOT worth it...
This is not confirmed - only rumor.
Here is another possible Maria. This Photo and other shots are from NewsBizarre
 

Legendary Pinup/Actress/Icon Passes Away

Farrah Fawcett, who soared to fame as a national sex symbol in the late 1970s on television's campy "Charlie's Angels" and in a swimsuit poster that showcased her feathery mane and made her a generation's favorite pinup, died today at 62, according to Reuters. Full Story from the LA Times



"Missing" Governor Private Argentina Trip
South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford said on Wednesday he was resigning as Chairman of the Republican Governors' Association after admitting to having an affair and being unfaithful to his wife. Full Story from Reuters


Finally Obama Condemns Iran
President Barack Obama condemned Iran's crackdown on anti-government protesters on Tuesday in his strongest comments yet, declaring the United States "appalled and outraged" by the violence in Tehran. Full Story from Reuters


Obamacized Neda Poster


Iranian Revolution Has A Face and Martyr Now

Iran's revolution has now run through a full cycle. A gruesomely captivating video of a young woman — laid out on a Tehran street after apparently being shot, blood pouring from her mouth and then across her face — swept Twitter, Facebook and other websites this weekend. The woman rapidly became a symbol of Iran's escalating crisis. Full Story from Time | Video from Gawker

What Is Wrong With Some People?
The home of an Army reservist had been turned upside down, all at the hands of vandals. Paint splashed on walls, floors and furniture, feces on bedroom furniture. Family photos and memories ruined. Video and Full Story from MyFoxTampaBay
 
 



Iran Buses In People To Rally For Khamenei's Speech

Faking the support. Attendance levels being used as a proxy for support for the government. Full Story and live blogging from Huffington Post

Gearing Up for Trouble From N. Korea
The U.S. military is moving more missile defense systems to Hawaii because of new fears North Korea may try to fire missiles toward the islands around July 4. Full Story from KITV-TV


Archuleta's Dad Caught In Hooker Sting
American Idol runner-up David Archuleta’s father was charged with soliciting a prostitute, RadarOnline.com has learned. James Jeffrey Archuleta got caught up in a January 14 police raid on a massage parlor in Midvale, Utah. Full Story from Radar Online


Super Star!

Girl claims she fell asleep while getting a tattoo... and awoke to 'this nightmare. Full Story from the Daily Mail
How do you fall asleep while getting a tattoo?
AND real question would you let this guy tattoo you to begin with?
 

Iran Fauxtography

When the state sponsored rally isn't as big as the anti-Ahmadinejad ones you can alway fake it. Full Story from Boing Boing



Can You Believe This Woman Hasn't Been Fired?
Sherri Goforth, an administrative assistant to state Sen. Diane Black, R-Gallatin, has admitted she sent the racist e-mail May 28 with the title "Historical Keepsake Photo." She said, without elaborating, that she mistakenly sent it "to the wrong list of people." Full Story from CNN


Iran's Fake Elections Set Off Protests

Mir Hossein Mousavi (C) raises his arms as he appears at an opposition demonstration in Tehran on June 15, 2009, for the first time since an election that has divided Iran.



Bush 41 Birthday Parachute Jump
The former president said this sends a message all around the globe that just cause you're an old guy you don't have to sit around drooling in the corner. Video and Full Story from MSNBC


Newer Photo of the Right-Wing Terrorist
Details of Holocaust museum shooting emerge as James von Brunn charged with murder. Full Story from the National Post



What The Hell Is She Wearing?

Michelle Obama's Abbey outfit: stacked like a wedding cake – but nice colours. Full Story from the Times Online

Shooting at Holocaust Museum
An elderly gunman opened fire with a rifle inside the crowded U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum on Wednesday, gravely wounding a security guard before being shot. Authorities said they were investigating a white supremacist as the suspect. Full Story from the AP


Terrorist in NYC
Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani, a Tanzanian national held at Guantanamo Bay since September 2006. Ghailani faces 286 separate criminal charges stemming from his alleged role in the Aug. 7, 1998 bombing of the U.S. Embassies in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania and Nairobi, Kenya, including conspiring with Osama bin Laden and al-Qaeda to kill Americans, and a separate charges of murder for each of the 224 people killed embassy bombings.
Full Story from ABC News | AP: Gitmo detainee pleads not guilty in embassy bombs


Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation? - His Hands Look Tied Up!

The Thai tabloid published leaked photos of the crime scene on their front page. The outrageous photo shows Carradine hanging from a support bar in the closet of his hotel suite with his hands and genitals tied. Full Story from the Post Chronicle



Franken's Book Only Worth A Dollar

A listener submitted this photo of Al Franken's book at a Dollar store.

Grasshopper Was Freaky More Likely Than Suicide
Sex experts say that Carradine's advanced age suggests that he may have been a lifelong practitioner of the secretive and dangerous practice (Auto-Erotic Asphyxia), one that can go fatally awry. Full Story from ABC News


GOTCHA!!! You Bowed to Me Again!
Barry's Getting His Bling On

Saudi King Abdullah presents President Obama with a gold medal.



Is Bowing Contagious?

Did NBC's Brian Williams bow before President Obama?



Ships Converge on Debris Field off Brazilian Coast
Brazilian naval ships and commercial vessels in the Atlantic Ocean are on their way to an area off the coast of Brazil where debris, possibly from a missing Air France plane that disappeared Sunday, was spotted this morning. Full Story from ABC News
 



Air France Jet Missing Over Atlantic
An Air France jet carrying 228 people from Rio de Janeiro to Paris lost contact with air traffic controllers over the Atlantic Ocean, an Air France official said Monday. Brazil immediately began a search mission off its northeastern coast. Full Story from the Washington Post



North Korea Plans Long-Range Missile Test
U.S. officials say there are new signs North Korea may be planning even more missile launches in a show of strength following worldwide condemnation of its underground nuclear test. Full Story from Fox News


Kicking & Screaming
A reporter for a Georgia-based newspaper was forcibly removed from a press area near Air Force One shortly before President Barack Obama arrived at Los Angeles International Airport to depart California early Thursday. Full Story from NBC
 

More N. Korea Photos that Schnitt Took in 2008
Schnitt's vacation to S. Korea in 2008 gave him the chance to snap some photos from across the DMZ. [Photos]



Flashback: Schnitt's 2008 Korean Summer Vacation Photos

Three photos of North Korea from Schnitt's vacation to South Korea and Japan.
An entrance to one of the discovered North Korean invasion tunnels.
 
 
North Korean soldier at Panmunjeom staring at Schnitt while he snaps the photo.
 
 
Ahh, beautiful North Korea!!! The North Korean flag sits atop a tower intentionally built to fly higher than the South Korean flag.



Sotomayor 2005 - Judges Making Policy
"Court of appeals is where policy is made." Video of Sotomayor's comments at Duke in 2005



Graduation Day
Obama addresses U.S. Naval Academy grads.  Full story from MSNBC



Shock! - Kris Allen Came From Behind
Arkansas college student Kris Allen won the eighth season of "American Idol" on Wednesday. Full Story from Reuters



Someone Tell Him That's Not the Saudi King!

President Barack Obama bends over so the son of a White House staff member can pat his head during a family visit to the Oval Office May 8, 2009. Full Story from Flickr



Schnitt's Idol Pick - Adam Lambert


Senate Credit Card Crackdown Bill
The Senate on Tuesday approved a bill to curb sudden credit card interest rate increases and hidden fees, with President Barack Obama expected to sign the measure into law by the end of the month. Full Story from Reuters


Obama, Netanyahu Meeting Amid Differences
With Israeli leaders mostly skeptical of Obama's efforts to engage Iran diplomatically, Netanyahu stressed Israel's growing concerns about Tehran's nuclear ambitions. Full Story from Reuters


Obama Revives Controversial Guantanamo Tribunals
President Barack Obama took steps on Friday to revive the system of Guantanamo military trials for foreign terrorism suspects, angering supporters who believed he had promised to end the controversial tribunals set up by the Bush administration. Full Story from Reuters


AccuWeather Cuts 2009 Atlantic Forecast
Private forecaster AccuWeather.com on Thursday cut its forecast for this year's Atlantic Hurricane season, which begins June 1, to 10 named storms from the 12 it predicted in March. Full Story from Reuters


Craigslist Dropping Escort Ads
The "erotic services" section will end within seven days and be replaced with a new section called "adult services." Full Story from Reuters


Honest Answer and Risque Photos
The beauty queen who sparked a national controversy in America with her opposition to same-sex marriage will be allowed to keep her tiara after insisting that her stance is the same as that of President Obama. Full Story from the UK Times Online


McKiernan Out: McChrystal In
Defense Secretary Robert Gates on Monday replaced the top U.S. and NATO commander in Afghanistan and picked a former special forces commander to oversee President Barack Obama's military strategy against a growing Taliban insurgency. Full Story from Reuters


Flyover Photo Released

The cost of the frivolous flight was about $60,000 an hour and that was just for the presidential aircraft. That doesn't include the cost of the two F-16s that came along. Full Story from CBS

Dean: Capitalism is Over
On CNBC, Howard Dean asserted that President Obama's economic policies are good for the country because, "[W]e've had quite enough capitalism the last eight years. I think we need some regulation now." Full Story from Weasel Zippers


Jack Bauer-esque Head-Butt
The "24" star appeared to take the law into his own hands (or head) early Tuesday morning when he allegedly head-butted fashion designer Jack McCollough outside a New York City nightclub. Sutherland is expect to turn himself into the police. Full Story from ABC News
 
 



Face Transplant Recipient: 'I'm Not A Monster'
The nation’s first face transplant recipient, she’s stepped forward to show the rest of the world what she looks like now. Photos and Full Story from MSNBC and WTOL
 

Cutie Getting Cutsie?
The career of a 39-year-old priest and media personality in Miami came crashing down today, after photos published in a Spanish-language magazine allegedly captured him having a romantic interlude with a woman on the beach. Full Story from Hispanic Business
 



Semi-Nude Photos Come Back to Haunt Prejean
In the first photo, a woman who appears to be Carrie Prejean wears pink panties and looks over her shoulder while holding her breasts. Full Story from Jezebel



Vegas Makes Fun of Biden
The Las Vegas tourism folks -- who gave you the phrase "what happens here, stays here" -- have a new newspaper ad playing off Biden's now-retracted statement that people should stay off airplanes and subways in the midst of the swine flu scare. Full Story from USA Today


Kim Sick, Setting Up Next Leader
Kim's newfound emphasis on the military emerged in a series of recent personnel and organizational shuffles that give rare insight into his thinking about the people and institutions surrounding him, and into his possible plans for succession. Full Story from Fox News


Chapter 11!
President Obama said today that Chrysler's decision to head into bankruptcy will help give the car company "a new lease on life." But Obama also attacked a group of hedge funds for holding out for more money while everybody else involved in trying to save the company was making sacrifices. Full Story from ABC News


Swine Flu - Google It

A map depicting confirmed and suspected cases of swine flu (A/H1N1), with source attributions and links to original language sources, translations, report date, and current known statuses. Interactive updated map from Google

Heck of a Job: FEMA Coloring Book
The Federal Emergency Management Agency has removed a children's coloring book from its web site following criticism over its inclusion of drawings of the September 11 terrorist attack on the World Trade Center. Full Story from The Smoking Gun


Photo Evidence: Ground Zero in Swine Flu Pandemic?

 



Dumbass Photo Op
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg is "furious" over a Department of Defense low-altitude flyover of NYC in the area around Ground Zero this morning, calling it "ill-conceived" and a "waste of taxpayers' money." Full Story from ABC News


More Photos Released
In a letter from the Justice Department to a federal judge yesterday, the Obama administration announced that the Pentagon would turn over to the American Civil Liberties Union 44 photographs showing detainee abuse of prisoners in Afghanistan and Iraq during the Bush administration. Full Story from ABC News


Listener Letter To The President


Medication Kills Horses
A pharmacy in Ocala, Fla., said Thursday it brought about the deaths of 21 Venezuelan polo horses by incorrectly preparing medication given to the animals. Full Story from UPI


No Joke: Schnitt's Car on Earth Day

Engine icon signifies increased emissions.
 

Craiglist Killer Suspect Fiancee : She's Standing By Her Man
Philip is a beautiful man inside and out. He is intelligent, loyal, and the best fiance a woman could ask for. He would not hurt a fly!" Full Story from The Examiner



'Craigslist Killer' Suspect in Custody
Philip Markoff, a 22-year-old pre-med student at Boston University, was also charged with the armed robbery and kidnapping of another victim. Full Story from UPI
Push-Up Pants Fly Off Shelves
These push -up pants are designed to make the most of modest manhoods. Similar in design to the Wonderbra, the briefs have a special pocket inside that thrusts the contents up and out. Full Story from the UK Sun


At Least He Didn't Bow This Time




20/20 - Among the Somali Pirates
As Captain Phillips Returns Home, Watch Never-Before-Seen Footage of a Pirate's Life. Full Story from ABC News


Teabaggers Using A Ryder Truck

Schnitt yesterday joked that he hoped that the Tea Party Protesters weren't delivering their teabags in a Ryder truck.

Teabagger Sign Makes Fun of Obama's Bow




Domino's Pizza Employees Gross Videos
Domino's Pizza says there is a warrant out for the arrest of two fired North Carolina employees who videotaped themselves passing gas on salami, stuffing cheese up their nostrils — then using the foul fixins' in the fast food. Full Story and Videos from MJ Morning Show
Signs of Hope
The Federal Reserve said Wednesday there are some faint signs the steep plunge in economic activity that began last fall is starting to level off. Full Story from ABC News


Pirates Take the Offensive
The capture of a Greek-owned and Togo-flagged ship is a clear sign the sea gangs have not been deterred by two raids in recent days by U.S. and French special forces that killed five pirates. Full Story from Reuters
 



Now Obama Is Bowing To Everyone!

Bowing isn't just for Saudi Kings anymore. Obama bows to little kids during the Easter egg roll and even Bo his new dog.
 

Trio of Shots Ended Sea Standoff; Pirates Vow to Retaliate
Bracing themselves on a rolling warship in choppy seas, U.S. Navy snipers took down three Somali pirates with three single shots, freeing the American sea captain being held at gunpoint, a Navy commander said Monday. Full Story from Fox News


Pirates: Give Us $2 Million, Or We'll Kill the Captain
Somali pirates holding an American hostage on a drifting lifeboat hauled him back when he jumped overboard to escape and vowed on Friday to fight any attack by U.S. naval forces stalking them at sea. Full Story from Reuters


Terror Blunder

Metropolitan Police Assistant Commissioner Bob Quick was photographed entering Downing Street carrying a secret briefing note on which details of the undercover operation - codenamed Pathway - could be seen. The document, headed SECRET, set out the strategy for smashing an alleged cell based in the North West which was thought to be plotting an attack in Britain. Full Story from the UK Telegraph

Update on the Bowing!

See Miss Manners on the protocol. Americans do not bow to foreign monarchs because that act signified the monarch's power over his subjects. Video and Full Story from the American Thinker



Report: Cyberspies penetrate electrical grid
The intruders have not sought to damage the power grid or other key infrastructure but officials said they could try during a crisis or war. Full Story from Reuters


Ugly Baby-Stroller-Looking Overy-Hyped GM/Segway Piece of Crap
A solution to the world's urban transportation problems could lie in two wheels not four, according to executives for General Motors Corp. and Segway Inc. Full Story and Video from the Huffington Post
Is This A Real Newscast?
What is this? Do you speak Turkish? Can you translate?

What appears to be a Turkish news report about President Obama, with an anchor in blackface, has hit youtube. If you have more information about this or can translate it, please send Schnitt an email.

Schnitt Phone Lines: Listener, Brandon, translates and explains the Turkish blackface news report. Here is the audio of that call.



Is This The Change We Can Believe In?
The Pentagon's 18-year ban on media covering the return of fallen U.S. service members ended with a solemn ceremony for the arrival of a flag-draped casket of an airman felled in Afghanistan. Full Story from the AP



Schnitt Show Exclusive: Walgreens Yanks Obama Chia Heads Off Shelves


[AUDIO] - Schnitt Show Exclusive - Walgreens Pulling the Obama Chia
Schnitt received calls from listeners informing the show that Walgreens has Obama Chia heads in stock, but they are refusing to sell them. Schnitt reached out to Walgreens Corp. offices for the full story.

Immigration Center Shooting Rampage
The shooter, described by local media as a young, Asian male, blocked the back door of the building with his car, then stormed in firing a high-powered gun. Several people were taken hostage. Full Story from Fox News


Blago Indicto!

Five others are also indicted on corruption charges. The former Illinois governor faces 16 felony counts, including wire fraud, racketeering and extortion conspiracy, and lying to federal agents. Full Story from the L.A. Times

Is Obama Actually Bowing?

See Miss Manners on the protocol. Americans do not bow to foreign monarchs because that act signified the monarch's power over his subjects. Video and Full Story from the American Thinker

Nigerian Money Scam Turns Deadly
The tables were turned with deadly consequences on two African immigrants trying to run a Nigerian "black money" scam on a New York man. Police say the men were killed in retaliation by the victim of the fraud and have identified the suspect as the cousin of NFL player Jonathan Vilma. Full Story from ABC News
Schnitt's 2008 Korean Summer Vacation Photos
Various pictures from Schnitt's vacation to South Korea and Japan. [Photos]


Mysterious Virus Quiet
Malicious software installed on millions of computers has yet to wreak havoc on technology systems worldwide as some fear, but researchers warned that the "Conficker worm" could still strike in the future. Full Story from Reuters


Angie Harmon: I'm Not Racist Because I Disagree With Obama
Angie Harmon is not afraid to come out and say she doesn’t like how President Obama is handling the job — but she’s sick of having to defend herself from being deemed a racist. Full Story from Fox News


Tesla Sedan

The Model S would have a choice of three battery packs, with the most deluxe affording a 300-mile range. Full Story from USA Today



Taliban Opposes Polio Vaccinations
Extremist clerics are telling parents that polio vaccinations cause infertility and are part of a U.S.-sponsored anti-Muslim plot. Full Story from the UPI


Space storm alert: 90 seconds from catastrophe
It is hard to conceive of the sun wiping out a large amount of our hard-earned progress. Nevertheless, it is possible. Full Story from the New Scientist


Jimmy Carter's Crazy Slavery Theory
Here's the latest outrage from Jimmy Carter, the ex-President so many Americans love to hate: He claims the Civil War - which he calls, Southern-style, "The War Between the States" - was un-Christian and could have been avoided. Full Story from the NY Daily News


Twins Seperated At Birth


Crack Down on Border Violence
The Obama administration is still considering contingency plans to send U.S. troops, probably National Guard reserves, to the border area. Full Story from Reuters
Schnitt's Hour One
Schnitt discusses the AIG, Geithner-Obama power grab.



Wall Street On Fire
Bank shares led the way up, buoyed by the latest plan, which is geared at unlocking tight credit markets with help from private investors. Full Story from Reuters


US Navy vessels collide in Strait of Hormuz
A submarine, the USS Hartford, collided with the amphibious ship USS New Orleans in one of the busiest commercial route for oil tankers. Full Story from UPI

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House approves measure to recoup AIG bonuses
The House has voted to impose 90 percent tax on bonuses from firms that took U.S. bailouts. Full Story from Reuters

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AIG CEO says asked employees who got over $100,000 bonuses to return half
AIG has argued that the payouts were necessary to retain top employees. Video and Full Story from Reuters

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Grassley to AIG execs: Resign or commit suicide
A prominent U.S. senator gibed that executives of the troubled insurer American International Group Inc might consider suicide, adopting what he called a Japanese approach to taking responsibility for their actions. Full Story from Reuters
Teens Are Blaming Rihanna
TMZ.com obtained a photo of Rihanna after allegedly being beaten by boyfriend Chris Brown. Full Story from TMZ
 
 


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Octuplets' new home inspected
The California house where an unemployed single mother intends to raise her 14 children, including newborn octuplets, was inspected by hospital staff Monday. Full Story from UPI

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Anna Nicole Smith's Ex-companion, Doctors Charged
Three people are charged with "repeatedly and excessively" furnishing drugs -- "often for no legitimate medical purpose" -- to Smith. Full Story from Reuters

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Space Station Safe After Evacuation
The International Space Station (ISS) crew took precautionary measures while it awaited a possible space debris collision, according to a NASA spokesman. Full Story from NASA


Discovery A No Go
NASA has postponed the launch of space shuttle Discovery because of a gas leak. The leak of gaseous hydrogen occurred as the launch team was filling the external fuel tank for liftoff tonight. The seven astronauts had yet to board the spaceship. Full Story from CBS News


Dow Up On Citi News
Wall Street has had its best day of the year, storming higher after some good news from Citigroup. Citigroup Inc. says it operated at a profit during the first two months of the year. Full Story from ABC News


Stuffed Peppers
Police said three people who purchased peppers at a New York store took the vegetables home and discovered they had been stuffed with bags of cocaine. Full Story from UPI


Clinton Goofs on Russian Translation
Note to self: When trying to improve ties with a former Cold War-era foe, check a dictionary. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton learned that lesson the hard way Friday. Full Story from Fox News


Stocks Extended Their Slide
Grim economic reports signaling more fallout from the recession added to the negative tone as major indexes traded around 12-year lows, more than giving back Wednesday's rally. Full Story from Reuters


Southwest's Sports Illustrated Plane
Passengers are angry about being forced to fly on a new Southwest Airlines plane featuring a bikini-clad model, saying it is "soft porn" and is offensive to families. Full Story from Fox News
 
 
 
 



Obama Gives Stock Advice
President Obama told Americans to take a look at investing in the stock market this afternoon, a remarkable utterance for an American president, especially as the Dow Jones Industrial Average proceeds on its course Southward. Full Story from ABC News


Rescued Boater Was In Water Since Saturday Afternoon
Nick Schuyler was taken by helicopter to Tampa General Hospital after he was found clinging to the boat. Full Story from TBO
 



Michelle Goes With The Wife-Beater Look
Muscle Shirt Meets Pearls

The White House has released the official portrait of First Lady Michelle Obama.. Full Story and Larger Photo from Huffington Post

Pay To Poo in the Loo
Budget airline Ryanair is considering charging passengers to use the toilet while flying. Full Story from BBC


Media Photos of War Dead
Families of America's war dead will decide whether the flag-draped caskets of their loved ones can be photographed by news organizations when the fallen return to U.S. soil. Full Story from ABC News


Chris Matthews: GOP 'Outsourced' Response to Jindal
According to MSNBC’s Chris Matthews, the GOP “outsourced” the Republican response to a young, successful Indian-American governor who “had nothing to do with Congress.” Full Story and Video from Newsbusters
 



California Gold
Ammiano says his proposed legislation would create badly needed state revenue and eliminate the unregulated black market for marijuana. Full Story from UPI


U.S. Unit Secretly in Pakistan
More than 70 United States military advisers and technical specialists are secretly working in Pakistan to help its armed forces battle Al Qaeda and the Taliban in the country’s lawless tribal areas, American military officials said. Full Story from the NY Times


PHOTO: Rihanna After Beating

TMZ.com obtained a photo of Rihanna after allegedly being beaten by boyfriend Chris Brown. Full Story from TMZ
 



Holder: When it comes to race - America is a “Nation of Cowards”
So saith the first black Attorney General, appointed by the black president we cowardly Americans just elected. Video and Full Story from HotAir


N.Y. Post's Mix Of Ape And Stimulus Package Called "Troubling" By Rev. Sharpton

Sharpton called the cartoon offensive and divisive. The Post had no immediate comment. Full Story from CBS News



Bernie Madoff Doll Cracks You Up
Like many other toys at the 2009 Toy Fair, the Bernie Madoff doll offers something extra. And just like swindler Madoff, it's gonna cost you. The $99, red-suited, pitchfork-wielding figure comes with a golden hammer. Full Story from New York Daily News
Obama Signs $787 Billion Economic Stimulus Bill
Obama signed the bill passed last week by Congress in Denver on Tuesday. It was the first major legislative victory of his young presidency, which could rise or fall with its success or failure. Full Story from Reuters


Obama Coins - Simply Stickers Placed On 50-Cent Pieces
Folks irked by Obama coins that are simply stickers placed on 50-cent pieces! They thought they were buying a piece of history but many customers now say they were ripped off. Full Story and Video from KATU


Feinstein's Loose Lips
Until now, most people assumed that the US conducted its Predator strikes on Taliban and al-Qaeda targets from bases in Afghanistan. Now, however, Senator Dianne Feinstein has exposed a Pakistani partnership. Full Story from HotAir


OctoNut Belly


Obama's Fear Factor
Having campaigning against what he called President Bush's "politics of fear," Obama may be taking a big risk by resorting to the same tactic with his stimulus. Full Story from Reuters


Do the Dew?

India to launch cow urine as soft drink. Full Story from the UK Times Online



Bailout Tanks Dow
Treasury Secretary Geithner unveiled his blueprint to purge toxic bank assets and revive consumer lending at a potential cost of $2 trillion, but a lack of detail disappointed investors and sent stocks plunging. Full Story from Reuters



Obama Pulls A Ford
Will Letterman and other comedy shows dwell on this? Full Video from Live Leak

NY Post Cover: A-Hole

An embattled Alex Rodriguez last night huddled with his longtime mentor, his once-estranged agent, Scott Boras, as the Yankee superstar prepared to face the music. Full Story from the NY Post

Audio: Schnitt Interviews Gov. Mark Sanford
Listen to Schnitt talking to SC Governor Mark Sanford about his take on the stimulus package and his earlier warning on CNN about the “savior-based economy”.



Phelps Suspended for 3 Months
USA Swimming said it was withdrawing financial support from Phelps and declaring him ineligible to compete for three months. Full Story from UPI


Biden's Stealth Wedgie Removal?

And is Obama asking for someone to pull his finger? LA Times is looking for funny captions.



Predator Teacher
A PERVY middle-aged teacher lured a teen boy to her motel room for sex by posing as a sexually active 14-year-old girl. Full Story from The UK Sun | East Valley Tribune
Cheney Warns of New Attacks
Former Vice President Dick Cheney warned that there is a “high probability” that terrorists will attempt a catastrophic nuclear or biological attack in coming years, and said he fears the Obama administration’s policies will make it more likely the attempt will succeed. Full Story and Audio from Politico


David Letterman Look-A-Like Has Withdrawn Name
Former Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle withdrew his nomination as President Barack Obama's health secretary on Tuesday, saying he did not want to be a distraction after tax errors forced him to pay $140,000 in back taxes. Full Story from Reuters


SNL Pokes Fun At Blind Governor Again
Saturday Night Live revisits their caricature of Gov. Paterson, even though Paterson himself condemned them last time. Video of the skit from HotAir



Michael Steele Wins RNC
Members of the Republican National Committee tapped former Maryland Lt. Gov. Michael Steele on Friday to lead the beleaguered party for the next two years, the first African-American chosen to head the Grand Old Party. Full Story from the Hill
 



19 Hookers Busted For Hooking In Tampa!
Tampa crackdown already nets 19 women on prostitution charges. Since it is Super Bowl week in Tampa, the local cops are cracking down on hookers working from area hotels, street corners, private residences, and massage parlors. Photos and Full Story from The Smoking Gun
Blagojevich Begs for 48 Minutes
"How can you throw a governor out of office who is clamoring and begging and pleading with you to give him a chance to bring witnesses in to prove his innocence." Full Story from Reuters


Read the 647 Page Economic Stimulus Bill
 
[WSJ] - A 40-Year Wish List
You won't believe what's in that stimulus bill.
The 647-page, $825 billion House legislation is being sold as an economic "stimulus". This is a political wonder that manages to spend money on just about every pent-up Democratic proposal of the last 40 years. Full Story from the Wall Street Journal



Famed Lingerie Bowl Canceled
The Lingerie Football League says Saturday's Lingerie Bowl VI has been canceled because the players don't want to play at the Caliente nudist resort in Florida. Full Story from the UPI


Stay Back, I'm Fat and Contagious
Obesity can be "caught" as easily as a common cold from other people's coughs, sneezes and dirty hands, scientists said Monday. Full Story from Fox News


Guess Commode Doesn't Always Mean Toilet
The $35,000 "commode on legs" ex-Merrill-Lynch CEO John Thain bought for his office. Full Story from the Consumerist
VIDEO: Bush twins offer advice to Sasha and Malia
Jenna and Barbara Bush read their letter for the TODAY show on NBC. Full Story and Video from CC News


Oath Re-Do
This official White House photograph shows President Barack Obama, right, retaking the oath of office from Chief Justice John Roberts on Wednesday evening. Full Story and More Photos from MSNBC


Was He Doing This To Bush?
Rahm Emanuel gestures prior to the inauguration ceremony. More Photos from Reuters and Yahoo


Michelle Obama's Ugly Dress and Grinch Gloves

 
Parade makes it way past the White House Review Stand
 

Roberts Flubs the Oath
Rare bumbling from two guys not known for it. Video and Full Story from CNN/HotAir


Video of the River Landing/Crash

Pay attention to the left side of the frame starting at around 2:00. Full Story and Video from HotAir



Photo of Flight 1549 Before Hitting the Hudson

For those that are saying "Where's Waldo?", here is the red circle version of the photo.
 

Schnitt Interviews Two Survivors from Flight 1549
Survivor Interview: Dave Sanderson

Survivor Interview: Bill Zuhoski



Passengers Standing on the Wings

Passengers stand on the rescue chutes of a US Airways plane as a ferry pulls up to it after it landed in the Hudson river in New York. Full Story from the Guardian
 
US Airways plane crashes in New York. More info from the IHT
 
Tracker Images
 
 
 
 
Close Up Shot From One Of The Ferries
 

Chavez Seeking Bailout
President Hugo Chávez, buffeted by falling oil prices that threaten to damage his efforts to establish a Socialist-inspired state, is quietly courting Western oil companies once again. Full Story from HotAir


Chill
Tuesday's overnight low in Minnesota was a bone-chilling -40 degrees, 6 degrees warmer than the all-time low of -46. Numbing temperatures and biting winds, which officials blamed for at least one death, kept their icy grip on the upper Midwest of the United States Wednesday. Full Story from UPI
Schnitt Hits the Fan
Schnitt loses his cool and let's an anti-semitic listener have it.




Round These Bases!

Are the Marlins looking for Cheerleaders or Pole Dancers? Full Details and a larger image of this auditions ad on the Marlin's site.



Gotta Watch What You Eat!
A Texas death row inmate with a history of mental problems pulled out his only good eye, authorities said Friday. Andre Thomas told officers he ate it. Full Story from the Houston Chronicle



CNN's Hamas Propaganda Package
CNN has removed the video from their page, with no explanation or retraction. Full invesitgation, info and video from LGF
 



Islam Buses

Ads running on buses in south Florida. Islam: The Way of Life of Abraham, Moses, Jesus and Muhammad has a number of Schnitt Show listeners upset.

Burris' Resume Burial
Anyone who doubts Roland Burris' qualifications to serve as the next senator from Illinois may want to head to Chicago's Oak Woods Cemetery. Full Story from CNN
Comic: Spiderman and Obama Team Up

In the story by Zeb Wells, Todd Nauck and Frank D’Armata, Spider-Man stops the Chameleon from spoiling Obama’s swearing-in. At one point, Spider-Man says he mistook Vice President-elect Joe Biden for the Vulture (a vintage Spider-Man villain)… Full Story from HotAir



Obama Chic: Potent New Presidential Limo


Reid is a Bad Bluffer
Senate Democrats have no choice but to change their tone about Roland Burris becoming a U.S. senator because Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich "called our bluff" in appointing someone over their objections, a senior Democratic congressional source conceded Wednesday. Full Story from CNN


Minnesota, Hell of a Choice!

Former comedian stays out of D.C. as Coleman prepares legal challenge over Minnesota Senate recount. Full Story from Fox News



Happy New Year - 2009 Bring it on!


Juice Hater?

Citrus hatred from the pro-Palestinian demonstration in Manhattan. Either that or he's really pissed at OJ. Full Story from Little Green Footballs



Change???




Iran Recruiting Volunteers to Fight Israel

TEHRAN, Iran – A group of influential conservative Iranian clerics launched an online registration drive on Monday seeking volunteers to fight against Israel in response to its air assault on the Gaza Strip. Full story from AP.



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